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A city lawyer went duck hunting in a rural town. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s paddock on the other side of a
fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer walked up to him and asked what he was doing. The lawyer responded, “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.” The old farmer replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.” “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the country and if you don’t let me get that duck I’ll sue you and take everything you own,”
boasted the lawyer. The old farmer smiled. “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things up here. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three Kick Rule.” “What’s that?” the lawyer asked. “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.” The attorney thought about it and figured he could take the old codger. So he agreed. The old farmer walked up to the city feller and kicked him in the groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped the man’s nose off his face. The third kick almost knocked the lawyer out of his wits. The lawyer slowly got to his feet and said, “Okay, you old coot—now it’s my turn.” The old farmer smiled and said, “Nah, I give up. You can have the duck.”

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," says the man." was having a quite round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and when I was rooting around, i noticed one of the cow's had something white in its rear end.
I walked over and lifted the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when i maid my mistake.
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, hey this looks like yours!"

God was just about done creating the universe and had a couple of things left in his bag of creations, so he stopped by to visit Adam and Eve in the Garden.
He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up and pee.
“It’s a very handy thing,” God told the couple, who he found hanging around under an apple tree.
“I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability.”
Adam jumped up and begged: “Oh, give that to me! When I’m working in the garden or taming the animals, I could just let it rip. Oh please, God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee, oh please…”
On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam wanted it so badly, she really wouldn’t mind if he were the one given the ability to stand up and pee.
And so it was given to Adam.
“Very well,” God said,
“the last gift goes to Eve then.”
He looked back into His bag of leftover gifts.
“So...what’s left here? Oh, I see…multiple orgasms...”
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"The mind is its own place, and in itself
Can make a heavn of hell, a hell of heavn..."
~Paradise Lost, 1:254-255
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Si utilizas el enemigo para derrotar al enemigo,
serás poderoso en cualquier lugar al que vayas...
"Sun-Tsu The Art Of War"
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I will draw what you desire [link]
u r invited 2 view my gallery [link]
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep --not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Si utilizas el enemigo para derrotar al enemigo,
serás poderoso en cualquier lugar al que vayas...
"Sun-Tsu The Art Of War"
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visit my
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I will draw what you desire [link]
u r invited 2 view my gallery [link]
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep --not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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I will draw what you desire [link]
u r invited 2 view my gallery [link]
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep --not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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